朋友圈最暖心的毒舌，總有一款戳中你的心！

“My prince is not coming on a white horse. He’s obviously riding a turtle somewhere really confused...”

“我的王子并沒有騎著白馬向我走來，很顯然他正在哪兒騎著烏龜困惑不已……”

“Dear Bestfriend, please stay in my life forever because you’re one of the best things to ever happen to me.”

“親愛的好朋友，請(qǐng)永遠(yuǎn)待在我的生命里，因?yàn)槟闶俏矣龅降淖蠲篮玫氖虑橹弧?rdquo;

“Can I borrow a hug please? I promise!! I’ll give u it back!!”

“我能借個(gè)擁抱嗎？我保證我會(huì)還給你的??！”

“Never go to bed angry… Stay awake and plot revenge.”

“不要帶著怒氣上床睡覺……保持清醒計(jì)劃復(fù)仇。”

“I was put on this earth to do two things. Piss people off and make people smile. Which lucky one are you?.”

“我來到世界上有兩個(gè)任務(wù)。讓別人憤怒和讓別人開心，你屬于哪一類呢？”

“My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.”

“我的錢包像洋蔥一樣。當(dāng)我打開它時(shí)，它會(huì)讓我哭泣。”

“I don’t easily trust someone so when I tell you ‘I trust you.’ Don’t make me regret it.”

“我并不輕易相信別人，所以當(dāng)我跟你說‘我相信你’時(shí)，別讓我后悔。”

“I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving!.”

“我度過了沒有用椅子砸別人的一天。我想說我的社交技能正在提高！”

“Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once.”

“有時(shí)我希望自己是一只章魚，這樣我就能同時(shí)扇八個(gè)人了。”

“Be happy in front of people who don’t like you, ‘it kills them’.”

“在不喜歡的人面前開心，‘這會(huì)讓他們痛不欲生’。”

“Two mysterious people live in my house. Somebody & nobody. Somebody did it and nobody knows who.”

“兩個(gè)神秘人住在我的房子里。某人＆沒人。某人做的，沒人知道是誰。”

有沒有哪一句戳中了你呢？

（來源：網(wǎng)絡(luò)）